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We want to know: What’s your favorite data joke?

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Regards,
Yugandhar Muley (Yug)

Alteryx ACE | Alteryx For Good India Lead | Bengaluru Alteryx User Group Lead
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["hip","hip"]

 

- a hip hip array

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The Powers-That-Be know the answers.  Everyone else must bring data.

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What does a baby computer call its father?

 

Data.

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@jveingrad lol

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Besides the idea of "having a pie chart of my favorite bars and a bar chart of my favorite pies" (from how I met your mother) I always liked this one is about how to make pie charts work ... (by turning them to bar charts of course)

(from our friends at Darkhorse Analytics - https://www.darkhorseanalytics.com/blog/salvaging-the-pie)

 

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