Fun challenge
My Solution
I'm tempted to pull this up in Designer to figure out if it's cloud being funky on me or the data being funky on me - total toss up at this point! I got the answer in the long run, but confused on why some things didn't join as expected whereas others duplicated. Fortunately I came up with a creative workaround with the help of my favorite orange tool. I know I know, I shouldn't play favorites....
Might be a more efficient approach but I got the right answers!