As we approach the 2017 holiday season, lets remember that Santa keeps a very close eye on what's going on in our Community.
Question:
If you could have The Periodic Table of Alteryx Tools printed on anything, what would it be? And, what are you willing to do to earn it?
Santa's always watching...
I would LOVE to see the The Periodic Table of Alteryx Tools printed on a shower curtain! To earn this treasure I would be willing to compete in a lightning round challenge. (First # of people to solve 10 consecutive problems correctly or something) I would also be willing to give a Wi-five.
Very much looking forward to gift season this year!
I'd like to have the periodic table printed on the next ship in the Discovery line - and we can call it "Starship Alteryx".
To get this - I'd be willing to cover all docking fees; all deuterium supplies to fuel it; and manage negotiations with Starfleet to get this crewed.
Thanks for the offer @LeahK and @TaraM. I promise to use this new ship to boldly go where Data Analytics has never gone before.
Note: I fully appreciate that delivery may take a while since the Discovery was commissioned somewhere around 2256 or so; but if you could put in a rush order, that would be great. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/USS_Discovery
I would love a mouse pad.
Right handy when you need it! :)
Other fun items:
I would love to get the Alteryx Periodical as a large computer sticker that I could put on my laptop. Then I always have it with me. Its right there. It could be made in the standard laptop sizes.
To tag onto the Mousepad idea that others have brought up - there are a number of companies which make Oversized Mousepads. I think this would be an appropriate size for something as awesome as the Periodic Table of Alteryx Tools!
Here is my list in preferred priority order:
1. A Beautiful Carpet
2. Laptop Sticker
3. Desktop Calendar
4. Sweat Shirt
Well, of course, we will all need our very own Periodic Table of Alteryx Tools on a beach towel for the upcoming awesome Inspire 2018 Conference in Anaheim, CA in June! To earn it, I am willing to bring a team of Alteryx analysts and data scientists on an Alaska Airlines jet to Alteryx Headquarters!