Figure it out for yourself!
“Inspire APAC will be here in just “ + DateTimeDiff(DateTimeNow(),”2019-03-20”, 'Days') + “ days!”
It’s time to get ready for my trip down under (my trip to Australia) and while I know that French is entirely Greek to me, my English is far from bonzer. In fact, I’ve not been bludger, in fact quite the contrary. I’ve been busier than a blue-arsed fly. My passport and visa in hand, I’m ready to start packing. I’ll need some help deciding what to bring with me on my trip. Here are a few choices to make. Which of the following do you think that I should bring for a beach outing and which should I leave behind?
Flying from Kalamazoo (Yes! There really is a Kalamazoo.), Michigan to Sydney, Australia is more than just a little billabong jump. My trip will take more than 30 hours and I’ll be taking 3 flights. Thankfully, there is the Admiral’s club to look forward to as well as free drinks on the flight. I’ll have to pace myself so that I don’t land pissed as a newt or worse (e.g. blind). When the flight attendant comes by I don’t want to appear like a bogan, which of the following do you think that I should order?
With the time change, the first session will come like a sparrow’s fart. I’ll slip slop slap and be on my way. Hopefully, I’ll have time for a tim tam slam before I head off to the venue. I’m sure that the event will be bonzer and likely this Inspire to be cool bananas. Every Inspire has been fair dinkum.
I’ve gone this far without any reference to “Outback” and I certainly haven’t asked anyone to “Throw another shrimp on the barbie”. Before I go too far, I should hit the frog and toad. Many thanks to @jphillips , @adrianloong and @VizChic for convincing me to attend this first "Inspire On Tour" event in APAC.
 Bonzer – excellent, first rate
 Bludger – lazy
 Busier than a blue-arsed fly – extremely busy
 Budgie Smugglers – Speedos
 Cossie – swimming costume
 Doona – duvet/quilt cover
 Sunnies – sunglasses
 Togs – swimming costume
 Billabong – a lake or pond
 Pissed as a newt – very drunk
 Blind - blackout drunk
 Bogan – a redneck or rude/socially unacceptable person (a chav in the UK)
 Amber Nectar – beer
 Banana Benders – Queenslanders
 Chardy – chardonnay
 Goon – cheap wine
 Maccas – McDonalds
 Sparrow’s Fart – very early in the morning
 Slip Slop Slap – Slip on a shirt, slop on sunscreen, slap on a hat
 Tim Tam Slam – bite off 2 diagonal corners from a Tim Tam, then dunk it in a hot beverage for about 10 seconds (until just before it falls apart) and then eat it
 Bonzer – excellent, first rate
 Cool bananas – amazing
 Fair dinkum – unquestionably good or genuine
 Hit the Frog and Toad - you hit the road
Hahaha, this is auuussom! Given I do not speak the Aussie language, I say everything on your list looks good to me, bring it all and order it all! But don't forget you boardies and booger! Have fun!
You've missed the key component of a Tim Tam Slam - bit off the corners (or if you're really game the entire ends) and use it like a straw in your hot beverage of choice ... then eat what's left before it collapses completely.
That is a great pointer! What's even better about your advice was that @tessaenns helped to proof my post and was asking for more Tim Tam information. I ignored her edit advice and even commented to @TuvyL about it. While I knew that I would benefit from the counsel of many, I should have gone beyond listening and acted. Thank you for adding a valuable contribution to my post.
Or you should come to Sydney and we can have a community event there with the real experts!
@MarqueeCrew, you should get some Tim Tams and we can have a Tim Tam Slam competition in Nashville! :P
I was going to post that :)
Tim Tam Slams have been an Aussie tradition for decades, but Arnott's (the manufacturer) have started promoting it recently as well : https://www.arnotts.com/news/new-tim-tam-slams-see-what-everyones-talking-about/
Maybe we need a breakout session @ Inspire Nashville for some slamming ? ;)
We're looking forward to hosting you Down Under! Looks like you're culturally prepared for the trip, give us a shout if you need a hand with anything!
See you in a month or so!