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We want to know: What’s your favorite data joke?

Meteor

This definitely crosses my mind from time to time (found online):

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Any number of XKCD comics would work, too:

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https://xkcd.com/605/

Quasar
Quasar

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There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Comet
Our data show(s) that we need more data.
Asteroid

Lol

Asteroid

One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the office of the Dean of Sciences. In rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician. The physicist immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion.

The chemist works on which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation. While they are doing this, the statistician is setting fires to all the other wastebaskets in the office.

“What are you doing?” the others demand. The statistician replies, “Well, to solve the problem, you obviously need a larger sample size.”

Asteroid

A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a true/false test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The statistics professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin … writing the answer … flipping the coin … writing the answer.

At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final except for the one student. The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying, “Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn’t even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?” The student replies bitterly (as he is still flipping the coin), “Shhh! I am checking my answers!

Bolide

Found this thread just today and couldn't stop myself from sharing this interesting joke!!! Have a good laugh :)

 

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Asteroid

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Bolide

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